Batch #001 — Limited run.
Ships this month.

When it’s gone, it’s gone.

Coffee used to be a tool. We’re bringing back the hardware.

The work ethic, bagged. Batch #001 is now operational.

1kg of consistent, dialled-in coffee.
£32. Delivered monthly. Cancel anytime.


No choices. No guesswork. No bad cups.

Fix Your Coffee

✔ 1kg per month. ✔ No contracts✔ Cancel anytime✔ UK delivery

DAILY WHOLE BEAN


Monthly delivery
Cancel anytime


Will I like it ?

If you drink coffee daily and want:


👉 consistency

👉 no messing around

👉 something that just works


This is for you.

Take the woods

IF THIS DOESN'T FIX YOUR ESPRESSO SEND IT BACK.

COFFEE SHOULDN’T BE SO HARD TO FIGURE OUT.

Most coffee isn’t inconsistent by accident.


It’s:


  • different beans
  • different roasts
  • constant switching



One day it’s good.

Next day… it’s not.


It’s not you.

It’s the beans.

We removed the variables.


One blend.

Dialled once.

Works every time.


No rotating flavours.

No confusion.

No circus.


First run is limited.


When it’s gone, it’s gone.


Next batch ships later.

COFFEE . SORTED

ONE BLEND. NO SUPRISES.

HOW IT WORKS

Subscribe.

Fresh roast ships monthly.

Get the first 24kg

✔ Free UK shipping

✔ Cancel anytime

✔ No contracts

Delivery

Orders placed before 12pm are dispatched the same working day.

Orders placed after 12pm are dispatched the next working day.


UK delivery is 2–3 working days.


Your coffee is packed fresh and sent in a resealable 1kg bag.

You’ll receive tracking as soon as it leaves us.


No drama. Just coffee, delivered when it should be.

Roast

Medium–dark.


Chocolate-led.

Low acidity.

Full body.


Built for espresso.

Strong enough to cut through milk.


Developed to be consistent from bag to bag.

No seasonal swaps. No flavour curveballs.


One blend. No surprises.

Subscription

Set it once.

We handle the rest.


Choose your grind and delivery frequency.

Your coffee turns up when it should.


No contracts.

Pause or cancel anytime.


Freshly roasted.

Consistent.


Good coffee.

No surprises.

Returns

If there’s a problem, we fix it.


Damaged bag?

Wrong item?


Email us within 7 days of delivery and we’ll sort it quickly.


We don’t resell returned coffee for hygiene reasons, so please make sure your order is correct before checkout.


Simple.

Fair.

Handled properly.

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